My daddy told me long ago
Bout two things every boy should know
One of them was the yellow snow
And the other was armadillos

If  it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck
And there's duck-do on your pick-up truck
Buddy you can bet your bottom buck
It ain't no armadillo

If it ain't got claws and beady little eyes
And armor plate above the thighs
Like a mutant rat in a tank disguise
It ain't no armadillo

If  it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck
And there's duck-do on your pick-up truck
Buddy you can bet your bottom buck
It ain't no armadillo

He said use your ears use your eyes
No need to over-analyze
If it walks on two legs, swims and flies
It ain't no armadillo

If  it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck
And there's duck-do on your pick-up truck
Buddy you can bet your bottom buck
It ain't no armadilloMy daddy told me long ago

My daddy told me long ago
Bout two things every boy should know
One of them was the yellow snow
And the other was armadillos

If  it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck
And there's duck-do on your pick-up truck
Buddy you can bet your bottom buck
It ain't no armadillo

© Flying Stone Music 1992