Binders full of women       by John Flynn

 

Well we're not surprised Mitt did it

We're just shocked he would admit it

As so few with binders full of women do

Some men like keeping tabs and thus

They'll file the most fabulous

Into a kind of fairer sex 'who's who'

 

Of names and facts and figures

Of the ones who meet the rigors

Of the high and lofty standards of their stash

As those meriting selection

Are enshrined in their collection

Mitt, you ought to throw the dang things in the trash

 

(Chorus)

Set ‘em free, set ‘em free

From your three ring scrutiny

Let the women in them binders be unbound

Cause they don't need you to rate them, 
rank, file, coalesce or collate them

Set them free and let them be on equal ground

 

Perhaps Mitt's binders once had

Belonged to his great granddad

To help him to keep track of all his wives

With the lovers, maids and nannies

You acquire with poly-gammy

Those alpha male's need to alpha-betize

 

Though Mitt might be avoiding them

The Jungians and Fruedians

Might think his binder fetishes just might

Be somewhat symptomatical, and i don't think it radical

To wonder if he's wrapped a bit too tight

 

(Chorus)

Set ‘em free, set ‘em free

Now from your managerie

Let the women in them binders be unbound

Cause they don't need you to rate them, 
rank, file, coalesce or collate them

Set them free and let them be on equal ground

 

Well its quite illuminating

Mr. Romney’s mitigating

Revelation seems to worry me and you

Perhaps because it’s meant for just the fifty three percent of us

Mitt said he is ever really talking to

 

But it’s our country’s strength he’s sapping

As those binder rings are snapping

Closed as futures once so limitless are locked

By stating his portfolios are filled with cooks

And only those who must get dinner served by 5 o’clock

 

(Chorus)

Set ‘em free, set ‘em free

Won’t you listen to our plea

Let the women in them binders be unbound

Cause they don't need you to rate them, 
rank, file, coalesce or collate them

Set them free and let them be on equal ground

 

Set ‘em free, set ‘em free

‘Cause they’re just like you and me

Let the women in them binders be unbound

Cause they don't need you to rate them, 
rank, file, coalesce or collate them

Set 'em free and let 'em be on equal ground

Just get ‘em off the shelf and onto equal ground

 

© 2012 Flying Stone Music