I’m the Decider
(sung to the tune of “I’m a Believer”)

I thought White House life was just a fairy tale
Meant for Dad or Jeb but not for me
Barely got through college
Hung around in pubs
Traded Sammy Sosa to the Cubs 

Chorus:
Then I stole the race
Now I’m the Decider
Not a trace of WMDs
But so what?  I’m the Decider
I don’t know why there’s  Congress at all 

I’m the one who always gets to make the call
Just as long as Cheney says I can
I was slow to catch on
But I learned my place
When he shot his lawyer in the face… 

Yeah I learned my place
Now Dick’s the Decider…
Not a trace of WMDs
But so what?  He's the Decider
I don’t know why there’s a congress at all 

Lyrics by John Flynn © Flying Stone Music